Worn Cowboy Boots
Been to a Rodeo
Sung the National Anthem
Drunk Beer and Read Trashy Magazines by a Swimming Pool
Consumed Grilled Pork, Beef, Chicken, and Vegetables (oh, and one Hot Dog of Mysterious Origin)
Oh, and Corn on the Cobb, Potato Salad, Macaroni Salad, Watermelon, Popcorn, A Tiger’s Blood Sno-Cone, and too many S’Mores to count
Been to Starbucks
Sat around a campfire
Played fetch with a dog
Watched an official fireworks show and one of a more ‘illegal’ persuasion
And last, but not least, for the first time ever, in complete disbelief and a little bit of awe, I saw a blue-dart.
God Bless America.