Back story: Alek’s sister asked us if we could babysit on Friday or Saturday night this weekend. I am going to a girls night sleep-over/getaway/spa thingy on Saturday.
What are we doing Friday night? When are you going pillow fighting with the girls?
— Boring texting ensues regarding schedules/what to do/options/etc. We decide to go out alone together on Friday night. Bliss! —
Fine. I’m watching her all alone on Saturday night while you’re out having fun with your friends (I am crying as I run out of the room right now).