Dear People of Utah County,
For the love of God, BYU, Diet Coke, Chain Restaurants, Honda Accords, the Tea Party, Jimmer and all that you think is holy, please move out of the left hand lanes if you are driving under 75 MPH (and most of you are).
Living south of the point of the mountain does not make you superior. In fact, if it is between the hours of 7:00 and 9:00 AM and 5:00 and 7:00 PM, and you are in the fast lane and there is NO ONE in front of you, this means that you are going TOO SLOW.
P.S. Starting the 55MPH construction zone at the EXACT point that the HOV lane opens up makes my commute extra extra tasty. Why don’t you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it??