Surf City Half Marathon 2011: Proof Once Again That I Am Indeed White.

“In life, there are certain milestones of physical activity that can define you. To a white person, the absolute pinnacle of fitness is to run a marathon. Not to win, just to run.

When they finish the marathon, they will generally take a photo of themselves in a pair of New Balance sneakers, running shorts, and their marathon number with both hands over their head in triumph (seriously, look it up, this is universal).

They will then set goals like running in the Boston Marathon or the New York Marathon.

If you find yourself in a situation where a white person is talking about a marathon, you must be impressed or you will lose favor with them immediately. Running for a certain length of time on a specific day is a very important thing to a white person and should not be demeaned.

–Stuff White People Like
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